With the Christmas almost upon us, I thought I would take this opportunity to share with all of you my recent
abandonment of logic and reason religious conversion to Pastafarianism after watching the documentary below. This beautiful religion teaches the Universe was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) out of shear boredom. Not only is Pastafarianism as logically valid as any other religion, it also reveals the truth about the benevolent distributors of candy - Pirates! I hope to see you at a local Pastafarian Church where we can enjoy tasty spaghetti and break garlic bread together this holiday season, but not in Kansas.