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Thursday, March 01, 2007

WARNING: Dying May Kill You!

Ladies and gentlemen it is my sad duty to report that, after a long struggle with ignorance and stupidity, Common Sense has finally expired. The exact time of death is unknown as yet. Common Sense is survived by his brother Logic, his wife Reason and their daughter Clarity.

The final blow came in the form of a small label which I noticed the other day as I was making a snack. I spotted it as I was putting the peanut butter back in the cupboard. There, on the back of the jar was a small, red symbol and written next to it was the legend "Allergy warning: May contain peanuts."

You don't say.

Farewell Common Sense, you were too beautiful for this world!

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2 Comments:

  • The scariest part of that warning label is it contains the word "MAY", begging the question; if its not peanuts, what is the peanut butter made of?

    By Blogger Zain, at Sat Mar 03, 06:13:00 PM  

  • Further proof: I saw a similar label the other day on a jar of... wait for it... Planters Peanuts. That's not even PROCESSED, it's just a can of fucking peanuts!

    If I'm ever in charge, here's a new law: Anyone who's deathly allergic to simple shit DIES. You assholes are destroying the genepool!

    By Blogger CapnG, at Sun Mar 04, 01:50:00 PM  

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